7up

Lame beverage alert : 7-UP Cherry Antioxidant. So it seems 7-UP has joined the rat race to trick stupid Americans into thinking soda can actually be healthy. In the same vein as diet Coke + Vitamins (they do own Vitamin Water, I suppose) this a heaping load of crap. You drink soda because it tastes good, not because it contains an insignificant amount of Vitamin E. Also note that this drink contains zero fruit juice.

Ingredients :

CARBONATED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF EACH OF THE FOLLOWING: CITRIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, POTASSIUM BENZOATE (PRESERVATIVE), VITAMIN E ACETATE, RED 40. **Contains Antioxidant Vitamin E

I’d like to point out the second ingredient, high fructose corn syrup, but the Corn Refiners Association has already set in place their deceptive ploy to suggest that corn syrup is “totally fine”….”within moderation.” Next up: alpha hydroxy cigarettes and prenatal vitamin beer.